i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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