I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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