Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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