Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Randomize