guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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