am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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