Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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