idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If I die, sorry about rent.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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