so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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