so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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