Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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