I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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