My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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