I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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