Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I touched a dick in church today
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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