thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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