Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My dad is sitting where you rode me
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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