Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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