Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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