Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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