why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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