Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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