what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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