i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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