I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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