just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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