You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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