Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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