i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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