If i come over, it means nothing
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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