is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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