I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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