I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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