There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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