if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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