Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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