I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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