you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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