so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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