fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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