I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Randomize
