just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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