I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My life is pants optional.
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