Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Randomize
