After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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