office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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