Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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