I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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