summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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