there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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