She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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