who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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