For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
