there was a trapeze. enough said
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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